Remember that scene in Jurassic Park where they feed the raptors a cow, lowered into their pen by a steel harness? Remember how the raptors mangle the everloving piss out of the harness? That wasn't the first time they fed those raptors was it? Did they just have a never-ending supply of steel harnesses, replacing the mangled one after every feeding? That's very fiscally irresponsible for a business such as a bioengineered dinosaur park. Surely they could have come up with a better system and used that extra harness cash for better salaries for their programmers. Maybe then Dennis Nedry wouldn't have felt the need to accept a deal from a rival company, shutting down InGen's security and basically fucking up EVERYTHING.
Sorry I kinda got into a rant there... Cool shirt eh?
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